There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value
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