Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
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