Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees
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